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The worst types of people you’ll see driving on I-35
Yes, I am judging you for your vehicle choice.
I-35, or the interstate from hell, runs through Austin,Texas from north to south. It’s how you get to Waco or how you find your way to San Antonio(shudders). While I can forgive the people going through Austin to get to another destination, I can’t stand the commuters. At least some of them. My hour long commute has made me extremely judgmental about other drivers.
And you can’t change my mind; there are specific brands of vehicles that attract just the worst kind of drivers.
The obvious choice(BMW)
There’s a joke that I’ve heard about BMWs, that the cars don’t come with blinkers. Turns out another feature is the drivers have no spatial awareness. That space you leave between you and the car in front of you, it was actually for them, right? And it’s not their problem that there’s other drivers on the road, you should be the defensive one and let them in if you see them flying through.
This will be the car you see zipping in and out of traffic, creating the most obnoxious ripple effect for all the other cars it leaves in their wake. As they aggressively push their way through stopped up traffic, you’ll see a beautiful wave of blinking red lights as people have to slam on their brakes.
